Sup you fake empty fucks. Absolutely nothing good to report, it's been a really dull boring few days. Especially due to the fact I have me £300 winnings locked up and frozen on some stupid fucking bull shit site and can't have back until I can send photographic ID into them which I don't have access to until god knows how long. I've also been having a few goes on roulette with no joy, all that keeps on happening is heart aching gut wrenching bullshit. For instance... I log on the other day to Ladbrokes Live Roulette to place £2 on the number 2 and £8 on the number 0. Anyway, I manage to place the £2 on 2 and then before I can lay a single chip down on zero the Lithuanian cunt dealer announces no more bets and the ball casually lands in 0 which I was just 1.5 seconds away from sticking £8 on. Now, that may sound like a one off but honestly that has happened to me at least 18 times in the last few months and even happened again yesterday when I was selecting my table and 0 had just popped which pissed me the fuck off because if I had just logged on a few minutes earlier instead of stuffing my fucking face with a foot long tuna from subway I'd be £288 (plus stake back) richer. Then to make matters 100x worse, I load up the same table and decide instead of sticking my usual £8 on zero as it had just been out I'd switch it around and stick £2 on zero and £8 on 2. Low and behold I'm messing around with a fucking jalapeno that's dangling off my chin spreading it's semen of chili sauce everywhere to notice the time left to place a bet is literally 3 seconds. AGAIN! before I can lay a single chip on the number 2 the dealer has already announced ''2 Black'' to the table, I mean come the fuck on?!?! Who the fuck does that happen too twice a year? Let alone twice in 2 days that shit constantly constantly fucking happens. to me FML! Also nothing to report on the poker front haven't been playing much just been chilling having the odd spin. I might go and play the live donkament at the casino tonight, see if I can ship it, if not I'm gonna stay in and play a tourny on stars.
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