The story so far...(TL;DR)

Right so this is the story so far. Early 2011 and the past few weeks was great for me. It all started when I was completely skint and was checking on a few things and saw I had a whopping £10.00 YES TEN WHOLE POUNDS just sitting there in my paypal account (well not mine but a friends I use because I haven't got my own) 

I deposited this to my friends skybet account where we hit the roulette. We picked 5 numbers each and stuck a pound on each number. Basically, to cut a long story short number 5 popped and from that I managed to get up to a respectable £90. I took the £90 gave my friend £20 and kept the £70. From this £70 I had a nice decent win streak which would see my pocket and my ego bulging!

In the days and weeks that past I had a great few wins on the online roulette, won a poker tournament at the local casino and came 2nd in the same tournament the week after. I felt pretty untouchable. With most of the winnings going on booking my holiday for the summer I left myself enough to make sure I'd be able to hit the casino and play some decent online poker tournaments at full tilt poker.

And then, this happened....

4-5 hours of the best I've ever played only to be 1 outered this close to the final table

"Fuck my life" I muttered. with 15 people left in the $3,000 GTD $26 buy in on full tilt It looked as though I was on course to ship this donkament. I was 2nd in chips when that hand occured but the poker gods (or the RNG RIGTARDS) over at Fool Tilt Poker decided to bring my win streak down to a crushing low. I ended up finishing just in the money which was fucking shit, that donkament was mine for the taking and I should have shipped it.

ANYWAY, no use crying over the past I thought, I'll hit the roulette. Well, what a fail that also was NOTE TO SELF start backing the number 26, I stick £8 on zero and what comes out? His black little friend 26, fuck you 26...

The night after the roulette fail I met a nice gentleman who I met on a forum I frequently abuse and annoy. He sent me $20 on fooltilt and off to the tables we went. From this $20 and about an hour of masturbating with 1 hand and clicking with the other I manged to get it to $35. I then played a $22 SNG which my new found best mate and staker was watching. I shoulda shipped that and all, but I came 2nd for a measley but ok $54. I sent my staker his $20 back (I offered him $30 back but he was very nice and just settled with $20, a true gent!) and saved my $34 untill the morning.

The morning came and this happened....

$47.74 pot, nothing major but yet another blow

Nothing to major about that, it's a completely standard suck out. All in preflop to that stupid cock sucker to my left and he sucks out being a 4/1 underdog. COMPLETELY STANDARD I KNOW, but I thought my win streak may be coming back after that cruel one outer that god stuck up my ass but it appears not. Since then I have also lost a few spins on live online roulette but nothing major and nothing worth documenting.

HOPEFULLY I'll get playing something later tonight and can update this shit with some serious wins, if not I'll think of an innovative way to get to the casino on wednesday to play and ship the donkament they have there.

So that's the story so far, not the best of starts to APRIL but fuck it, I know I'm due a big win. I'll leave you now with one of my favourite quotes.

''To leave a casino with a small fortune, you must go there with a big one''

-Anonymous